'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
At least it wasn't thirty years old.
Ha! He didn't tell that joke on the second tour. Said (good-naturedly) that he didn't want me giving him crap about it again.
For those who weren't there, before the trolley driver introduced me (the tour guide), he told a joke involving Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, a priest and a hippie. When he handed the mic to me, I told the passengers that I couldn't promise my jokes would be as funny, but at least they wouldn't be thirty years old.
agree with Nora that it's not the best way to really get a good look at the houses, but it's fun to go as a group, you help support the Arts Council, you learn stuff and hopefully I point out a few things you might not have otherwise noticed. It serves as a nice introduction.
Absolutely- and it was fun to go as a group. I didn't mean to sound negative about it, at all. Jon, you rocked as a tour guide, and I'd love to do it again.
The Bronksi Beat joke almost killed me.
Followed closely by the ...ehm... blonde joke.
ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....
"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing.
Actuaries don't guess.
I know.
Okay, so just funny to me, then.
Jon, ask ND. He mocked my blondeness in the back of the trolley where he thought I couldn't hear, forgetting I have teacher!hearing.
Jon was picking on you Kristin about...something, I'm not sure what now, and I made a comment along the lines of, "Hey, be nice, she's blonde!"