"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm just guessing.
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"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm just guessing.
I'm just guessing.
Actuaries don't guess.
I know.
Okay, so just funny to me, then.
Jon, ask ND. He mocked my blondeness in the back of the trolley where he thought I couldn't hear, forgetting I have teacher!hearing.
Jon was picking on you Kristin about...something, I'm not sure what now, and I made a comment along the lines of, "Hey, be nice, she's blonde!"
Yeah--funny how I knew who it was without even looking!
("I heard that! That has to be Drew!")
See, Drew had to have been the kid who caught crap for that in class all the time. 90% of the time, it was a fair cop, but that 10% really burns.
t project much? Nah.
Yeah, it kinda comes with the territory. Calling my name is pretty much the easy guess.
Actuaries don't guess.
S'true. In the words of Dilbert, the only sensible way to make business decisions is to pluck numbers out of the air, call them assumptions, and calculate the net present value.
Of course, you have to use the right discount rate, otherwise it's meaningless.
It was actuaries that invented NPV? I hate you all.