We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


DXMachina - Dec 22, 2004 5:36:05 am PST #353 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

At least it wasn't thirty years old.


Kate P. - Dec 22, 2004 5:39:41 am PST #354 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

We're fine, Kate.

Oh good, thanks!


Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 5:45:58 am PST #355 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

At least it wasn't thirty years old.

Ha! He didn't tell that joke on the second tour. Said (good-naturedly) that he didn't want me giving him crap about it again.

For those who weren't there, before the trolley driver introduced me (the tour guide), he told a joke involving Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, a priest and a hippie. When he handed the mic to me, I told the passengers that I couldn't promise my jokes would be as funny, but at least they wouldn't be thirty years old.


Nora Deirdre - Dec 22, 2004 5:51:09 am PST #356 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

agree with Nora that it's not the best way to really get a good look at the houses, but it's fun to go as a group, you help support the Arts Council, you learn stuff and hopefully I point out a few things you might not have otherwise noticed. It serves as a nice introduction.

Absolutely- and it was fun to go as a group. I didn't mean to sound negative about it, at all. Jon, you rocked as a tour guide, and I'd love to do it again.


NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 10:21:13 am PST #357 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

The Bronksi Beat joke almost killed me.


Pix - Dec 22, 2004 10:32:30 am PST #358 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Followed closely by the ...ehm... blonde joke.


Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 10:40:40 am PST #359 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....


Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 10:48:35 am PST #360 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm just guessing.


Laura - Dec 22, 2004 10:59:14 am PST #361 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm just guessing.

Actuaries don't guess.


Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 11:14:32 am PST #362 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

I know.

Okay, so just funny to me, then.