At least it wasn't thirty years old.
Zoe: Captain will come up with a plan. Kaylee: That's good. Right? Zoe: Possibly you're not recalling some of his previous plans.
'Safe'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
DXMachina - Dec 22, 2004 5:36:05 am PST #353 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Kate P. - Dec 22, 2004 5:39:41 am PST #354 of 10001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
We're fine, Kate.
Oh good, thanks!
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 5:45:58 am PST #355 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
At least it wasn't thirty years old.
Ha! He didn't tell that joke on the second tour. Said (good-naturedly) that he didn't want me giving him crap about it again.
For those who weren't there, before the trolley driver introduced me (the tour guide), he told a joke involving Richard Nixon, Henry Kissinger, a priest and a hippie. When he handed the mic to me, I told the passengers that I couldn't promise my jokes would be as funny, but at least they wouldn't be thirty years old.
Nora Deirdre - Dec 22, 2004 5:51:09 am PST #356 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
agree with Nora that it's not the best way to really get a good look at the houses, but it's fun to go as a group, you help support the Arts Council, you learn stuff and hopefully I point out a few things you might not have otherwise noticed. It serves as a nice introduction.
Absolutely- and it was fun to go as a group. I didn't mean to sound negative about it, at all. Jon, you rocked as a tour guide, and I'd love to do it again.
NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 10:21:13 am PST #357 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
The Bronksi Beat joke almost killed me.
Pix - Dec 22, 2004 10:32:30 am PST #358 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Followed closely by the ...ehm... blonde joke.
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 10:40:40 am PST #359 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....
Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 10:48:35 am PST #360 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm just guessing.
Laura - Dec 22, 2004 10:59:14 am PST #361 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I'm just guessing.
Actuaries don't guess.
Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 11:14:32 am PST #362 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
I know.
Okay, so just funny to me, then.