Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Pix - Dec 22, 2004 10:32:30 am PST #358 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Followed closely by the ...ehm... blonde joke.


Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 10:40:40 am PST #359 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....


Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 10:48:35 am PST #360 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

I'm just guessing.


Laura - Dec 22, 2004 10:59:14 am PST #361 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I'm just guessing.

Actuaries don't guess.


Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 11:14:32 am PST #362 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

I know.

Okay, so just funny to me, then.


Pix - Dec 22, 2004 11:15:24 am PST #363 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Jon, ask ND. He mocked my blondeness in the back of the trolley where he thought I couldn't hear, forgetting I have teacher!hearing.


NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 1:29:41 pm PST #364 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Jon was picking on you Kristin about...something, I'm not sure what now, and I made a comment along the lines of, "Hey, be nice, she's blonde!"


Pix - Dec 22, 2004 2:47:53 pm PST #365 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yeah--funny how I knew who it was without even looking!

("I heard that! That has to be Drew!")


JohnSweden - Dec 22, 2004 3:19:57 pm PST #366 of 10001
I can't even.

See, Drew had to have been the kid who caught crap for that in class all the time. 90% of the time, it was a fair cop, but that 10% really burns.

t project much? Nah.


NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 4:01:03 pm PST #367 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Yeah, it kinda comes with the territory. Calling my name is pretty much the easy guess.