ermm.... I don't remember any blonde jokes....
I get confused. I remember everything. I remember too much, and... some of it's made up, and... some of it can't be quantified, and... there's secrets.
River ,'Safe'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Jon B. - Dec 22, 2004 10:40:40 am PST #359 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 10:48:35 am PST #360 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
"How many blonde actuaries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
I'm just guessing.
Laura - Dec 22, 2004 10:59:14 am PST #361 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I'm just guessing.
Actuaries don't guess.
Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 11:14:32 am PST #362 of 10001
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
I know.
Okay, so just funny to me, then.
Pix - Dec 22, 2004 11:15:24 am PST #363 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Jon, ask ND. He mocked my blondeness in the back of the trolley where he thought I couldn't hear, forgetting I have teacher!hearing.
NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 1:29:41 pm PST #364 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Jon was picking on you Kristin about...something, I'm not sure what now, and I made a comment along the lines of, "Hey, be nice, she's blonde!"
Pix - Dec 22, 2004 2:47:53 pm PST #365 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Yeah--funny how I knew who it was without even looking!
("I heard that! That has to be Drew!")
JohnSweden - Dec 22, 2004 3:19:57 pm PST #366 of 10001
I can't even.
See, Drew had to have been the kid who caught crap for that in class all the time. 90% of the time, it was a fair cop, but that 10% really burns.
t project much? Nah.
NoiseDesign - Dec 22, 2004 4:01:03 pm PST #367 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Yeah, it kinda comes with the territory. Calling my name is pretty much the easy guess.
billytea - Dec 23, 2004 1:06:21 am PST #368 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Actuaries don't guess.
S'true. In the words of Dilbert, the only sensible way to make business decisions is to pluck numbers out of the air, call them assumptions, and calculate the net present value.
Of course, you have to use the right discount rate, otherwise it's meaningless.