Heh.
"Spike and Angel; they were hanging out for years and years and years. They were all kinds of deviant. Are people thinking they never...? Come on, people! They're opened-minded guys!" - Joss Whedon, DVD commentary to "A Hole in the World"
You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.
River ,'Objects In Space'
Angel 5: Is That It? Am I Done?
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Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 2:30:57 pm PST #3294 of 3531
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Feb 16, 2005 2:31:48 pm PST #3295 of 3531
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Some gay porn? Less gay.
Connie Neil - Feb 16, 2005 2:51:24 pm PST #3296 of 3531
brillig
Hah! Slashers are happy tonight.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 16, 2005 2:53:05 pm PST #3297 of 3531
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Hah! Slashers are happy tonight.
In the I-net, the lovely I-net, the slashers meep tonight...
Connie Neil - Feb 16, 2005 2:55:07 pm PST #3298 of 3531
brillig
Now we just have to figure out what Spike considers "intimate", if he and Angel only got intimate once.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 16, 2005 3:48:54 pm PST #3299 of 3531
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm thinking it was just that once for the flowers and candy.
Betsy HP - Feb 16, 2005 4:27:24 pm PST #3300 of 3531
If I only had a brain...
They didn't get anywhere because they turned out both to be bottoms.
Fred Pete - Feb 16, 2005 4:42:31 pm PST #3301 of 3531
Ann, that's a ferret.
Angel is a bottom. Angelus is a top. Spike is a bottom who thinks he's a top.
JZ - Feb 16, 2005 4:48:25 pm PST #3302 of 3531
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Spike is a bottom who thinks he's a top.
I dunno. Someone who goes around calling himself "love's bitch" doesn't strike me as a guy with a lot of illusions about his topness.
eta: Or is it "toppitude"? "toposity"?
Fred Pete - Feb 16, 2005 4:57:08 pm PST #3303 of 3531
Ann, that's a ferret.
But it also isn't easy to think of a Spike who'd have the Buffybot moan, "You're the Big Bad!" as someone who'd take a submissive role.
Maybe a bottom who wishes he were a top.