And I wonder, what possible catastrophe came crashing down from heaven and brought this dashing stranger to tears?

Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 4:37:55 pm PDT #8810 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That was my Halloween costume in 8th grade.


Glamcookie - Jun 07, 2005 4:38:30 pm PDT #8811 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Don't take your guns to town, son.
Leave your guns at home, Bill.


Fred Pete - Jun 07, 2005 4:40:45 pm PDT #8812 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Ruby, don't take your love to town.


Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 4:48:53 pm PDT #8813 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Billy, don't be a hero.


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:26 pm PDT #8814 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Johnny, are you queer, boy?


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:56 pm PDT #8815 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.


msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 5:31:11 pm PDT #8816 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Johnny, I'm sorry, Won't you come back home.


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:35:24 pm PDT #8817 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Johnny's in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair
And Johnny wants pussy in cars


Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 5:40:47 pm PDT #8818 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Ahem, Gandalfe: Jon B. "Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan" Jun 7, 2005 6:28:46 pm PDT


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 6:00:29 pm PDT #8819 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Damn. And my next one was done right after you, too. I just saw Johnny, and had to go straight down to the bottom and . . . .

OK, I suck.