Xander: I still don't get why we came here to get info about a killer snot monster. Giles: Because it's a killer snot monster from outer space. I did not say that.

'Never Leave Me'


Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan  

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.


Fred Pete - Jun 07, 2005 4:40:45 pm PDT #8812 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.

Ruby, don't take your love to town.


Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 4:48:53 pm PDT #8813 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Billy, don't be a hero.


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:26 pm PDT #8814 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Johnny, are you queer, boy?


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:56 pm PDT #8815 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.


msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 5:31:11 pm PDT #8816 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Johnny, I'm sorry, Won't you come back home.


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:35:24 pm PDT #8817 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Johnny's in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair
And Johnny wants pussy in cars


Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 5:40:47 pm PDT #8818 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Johnny, are you queer, boy?

Ahem, Gandalfe: Jon B. "Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan" Jun 7, 2005 6:28:46 pm PDT


Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 6:00:29 pm PDT #8819 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

Damn. And my next one was done right after you, too. I just saw Johnny, and had to go straight down to the bottom and . . . .

OK, I suck.


Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 6:08:23 pm PDT #8820 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."

Johnny come lately...the new kid in town....


Hayden - Jun 07, 2005 6:58:54 pm PDT #8821 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Hey, folks. I'm home with Li'l Jandek for the next four weeks, so I'm not going to be around as often. Yesterday was awesome, but he started teething today, which was... well, less than awesome.

Anyway:

he bought a sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine drug he got 24 hours to shoot all paulenes between the legs he'll throw 96 tears thru 24 hours sexed once every hour johnny hit and run paulene l.a. bus doors open kicking both doors open when it rested on 6th street that's when he drug a girl inside he was spreading her legs and didn't understand dying she was still awake johnny hit and run paulene when he was waking up beside the bed he found clumps of hair the last paulene wouldn't cooperate she wasn't what you'd call living really but she was still awake johnny hit and run paulene

Or:

The boy looked at johnny, johnny wanted to run,
But the movie kept moving as planned
The boy took johnny, he pushed him against the locker,
He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in johnny
The boy disappeared, johnny fell on his knees,
Started crashing his head against the locker,
Started crashing his head against the locker,
Started laughing hysterically

When suddenly johnny gets the feeling he’s being surrounded by
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Coming in in all directions
White shining silver studs with their nose in flames,
He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
Do you know how to pony like bony maroney?

Edit - my, those were some dark choices, weren't they?