Johnny, I'm sorry, Won't you come back home.
My food is problematic.
River ,'The Message'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
msbelle - Jun 07, 2005 5:31:11 pm PDT #8816 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:35:24 pm PDT #8817 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Johnny's in America
Johnny looks up at the stars
Johnny combs his hair
And Johnny wants pussy in cars
Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 5:40:47 pm PDT #8818 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Ahem, Gandalfe: Jon B. "Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan" Jun 7, 2005 6:28:46 pm PDT
Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 6:00:29 pm PDT #8819 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Damn. And my next one was done right after you, too. I just saw Johnny, and had to go straight down to the bottom and . . . .
OK, I suck.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 6:08:23 pm PDT #8820 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Johnny come lately...the new kid in town....
Hayden - Jun 07, 2005 6:58:54 pm PDT #8821 of 10003
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Hey, folks. I'm home with Li'l Jandek for the next four weeks, so I'm not going to be around as often. Yesterday was awesome, but he started teething today, which was... well, less than awesome.
Anyway:
he bought a sterilized hypo to shoot a sex machine drug he got 24 hours to shoot all paulenes between the legs he'll throw 96 tears thru 24 hours sexed once every hour johnny hit and run paulene l.a. bus doors open kicking both doors open when it rested on 6th street that's when he drug a girl inside he was spreading her legs and didn't understand dying she was still awake johnny hit and run paulene when he was waking up beside the bed he found clumps of hair the last paulene wouldn't cooperate she wasn't what you'd call living really but she was still awake johnny hit and run paulene
Or:
The boy looked at johnny, johnny wanted to run,
But the movie kept moving as planned
The boy took johnny, he pushed him against the locker,
He drove it in, he drove it home, he drove it deep in johnny
The boy disappeared, johnny fell on his knees,
Started crashing his head against the locker,
Started crashing his head against the locker,
Started laughing hysterically
When suddenly johnny gets the feeling he’s being surrounded by
Horses, horses, horses, horses
Coming in in all directions
White shining silver studs with their nose in flames,
He saw horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses, horses.
Do you know how to pony like bony maroney?
Edit - my, those were some dark choices, weren't they?
DavidS - Jun 07, 2005 7:32:01 pm PDT #8822 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
the last paulene wouldn't cooperate
One of the great lines.
Edit - my, those were some dark choices, weren't they?
Well, you are a new parent.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2005 7:37:07 pm PDT #8823 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hello! My name is Johnny!
Well hello! My name is Johnny!
I would like to explain myself
And I would like to complain in vain
Sweet little boy (Johnny!)
Sweet little boy (Johnny!)
Rio - Jun 07, 2005 8:38:40 pm PDT #8824 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
When Johnny comes marching home again
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll give him a hearty welcome then
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer, the boys will shout
The ladies, they will dance about
And we'll all be there
When Johnny comes marching home!
Rio - Jun 07, 2005 8:38:53 pm PDT #8825 of 10003
Are you ready to be strong?
Now, Jon, where's the new FAQ?
[EDIT] Never mind! I found it! I'm all teary now! I think that story should be made into a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE! Let's cast it.
For FAQ Wife I nominate Olivia Williams.
