Jon, I'm not doing Natter right now, and I know I can always reach you here: the new FAQ? Best. Story. Ever. Ever ever ever ever. That is life at its most whimsical. It's hard to believe it's real, yet it's seriously nothing you could ever make up. Congratulations, and actually, wow. I hadn't even realized the original FAQ was a whole year ago. Damn.
Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.
'Selfless'
Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan
There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.
Polter-Cow - Jun 07, 2005 3:13:23 pm PDT #8806 of 10003
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Jon B. - Jun 07, 2005 4:28:46 pm PDT #8807 of 10003
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Thanks P-C.
Also? Johnny's got a problem and he's out of control.
One question -- Johnny are you queer, boy?
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 4:35:05 pm PDT #8808 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I did it... for Johnny.
(anyone else remember The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun?)
DXMachina - Jun 07, 2005 4:36:38 pm PDT #8809 of 10003
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Everybody run!
Jesse - Jun 07, 2005 4:37:55 pm PDT #8810 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That was my Halloween costume in 8th grade.
Glamcookie - Jun 07, 2005 4:38:30 pm PDT #8811 of 10003
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Don't take your guns to town, son.
Leave your guns at home, Bill.
Fred Pete - Jun 07, 2005 4:40:45 pm PDT #8812 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
Ruby, don't take your love to town.
Lilty Cash - Jun 07, 2005 4:48:53 pm PDT #8813 of 10003
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Billy, don't be a hero.
Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:26 pm PDT #8814 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
Johnny, are you queer, boy?
Gandalfe - Jun 07, 2005 5:13:56 pm PDT #8815 of 10003
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Debbie, why'd you do it?" She raised her head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Debbie, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like she's dead.