These songs are holy and make me not want to buy your product when (if) you use them, because you have blasphemed and caused me to associate your product with a song that was previously associated with a gorgeous memory of something both good and pure.
I'll second that with a mighty gabba gabba hey! I honestly can't understand the mentality of ad agencies and some of the companies who employ them. How could they come to the conclusion that using a classic song to sell a product, would make me want to buy that product, rather than fire-bomb the HQ of the company for desecrating a great song?
	
 
		
		
They want their product associated with something cool. I get that. 
They're just not allowed to pull from my personal list, because it makes me feel bad and I am VERY IMPORTANT.
I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.
	
 
		
		
How could they come to the conclusion that using a classic song to sell a product, would make me want to buy that product, rather than fire-bomb the HQ of the company for desecrating a great song?
I tend toward believing that if it didn't work, they'd stop doing it.
Drake's family & the Igster deserve all the cash they can get. 
What Hayden said.
	
 
		
		
 I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.
I guess "Happy Jack" isn't a holy song for you. If Hummer had been cool enough to use "Pictures of Lily" instead I might consider buying one, my philosophical objections & lack of money notwithstanding. 
Click here if you dare. Note: although this is completely oblectionable in so many ways it is "work safe".
	
 
		
		
It's a sign of the apocalypse, right?
	
 
		
		
Dude!  I mean, DUDE!  Can the Jim Anchowers of the world really afford cruise vacations?
I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.
You are so very important with your Hummer & parking skills.  In fact, you are so important that I think you should slouch in your seat and talk animatedly on your cell phone while swerving through freeway traffic.
	
 
		
		
Heaven's just a funky Carnival Cruise Rock 'N' Roll Holiday Escape.