Buffistas

I said I'm sorry. I've made mistakes, but fear was never one of them.

Lilah ,'Conviction (1)'

Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.

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Allyson - Jul 21, 2004 8:51:27 am PDT #4159 of 10003

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

They want their product associated with something cool. I get that.

They're just not allowed to pull from my personal list, because it makes me feel bad and I am VERY IMPORTANT.

I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 8:57:20 am PDT #4160 of 10003

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

How could they come to the conclusion that using a classic song to sell a product, would make me want to buy that product, rather than fire-bomb the HQ of the company for desecrating a great song?

I tend toward believing that if it didn't work, they'd stop doing it.

Drake's family & the Igster deserve all the cash they can get.

What Hayden said.

joe boucher - Jul 21, 2004 8:58:30 am PDT #4161 of 10003

I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.

I guess "Happy Jack" isn't a holy song for you. If Hummer had been cool enough to use "Pictures of Lily" instead I might consider buying one, my philosophical objections & lack of money notwithstanding.

Click here if you dare. Note: although this is completely oblectionable in so many ways it is "work safe".

DXMachina - Jul 21, 2004 9:09:02 am PDT #4162 of 10003

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oh my fucking word.

Allyson - Jul 21, 2004 9:10:41 am PDT #4163 of 10003

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear God.

DXMachina - Jul 21, 2004 9:13:16 am PDT #4164 of 10003

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It's a sign of the apocalypse, right?

Hayden - Jul 21, 2004 9:14:19 am PDT #4165 of 10003

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Dude! I mean, DUDE! Can the Jim Anchowers of the world really afford cruise vacations?

I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.

You are so very important with your Hummer & parking skills. In fact, you are so important that I think you should slouch in your seat and talk animatedly on your cell phone while swerving through freeway traffic.

evil jimi - Jul 21, 2004 9:24:35 am PDT #4166 of 10003

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Kill me, kill me now!

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 9:34:56 am PDT #4167 of 10003

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Heaven's just a funky Carnival Cruise Rock 'N' Roll Holiday Escape.

Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2004 9:35:13 am PDT #4168 of 10003

Ann, that's a ferret.

Eek! It's my high school nightmare, on a cruise ship!

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