Dude! I mean, DUDE! Can the Jim Anchowers of the world really afford cruise vacations?
I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.
You are so very important with your Hummer & parking skills. In fact, you are so important that I think you should slouch in your seat and talk animatedly on your cell phone while swerving through freeway traffic.
Heaven's just a funky Carnival Cruise Rock 'N' Roll Holiday Escape.
Eek! It's my high school nightmare, on a cruise ship!
Some songs are holy to me, and therefore, using one of these holy songs to sell soda seems blasphemous. One such song is the Rolling Stones' You Can't Always Get What You Want.
Pisses me off too, Allyson. Even setting the sanctity of the song aside, isn't it famously about heroin?
But then, that didn't stop Carnival Cruises froom using "Lust for Life."
I've given up being saddened by it, and am just counting the days until U2's "One" turns up in an ad for tampons or fried chicken.
am just counting the days until U2's "One" turns up in an ad for tampons or fried chicken.
Lay's Potato Chips. Bet you can't eat just --
"One."
But then, that didn't stop Carnival Cruises froom using "Lust for Life."
See, I think that the commercial with the little girl playing "Lust For Life" on her boombox to her classmates is kinda funny, given that they cut away right before the "with the liquor and drugs & the sex machine" line.
"Mommy, what's 'had it in the ear before' mean?"
earwormed with Billy Idol - Got to be a Lover.
Have Mercy indeed.
I've given up being saddened by it, and am just counting the days until U2's "One" turns up in an ad for tampons or fried chicken.
Well they own all the rights to all their songs and turned down $40 million to use "Beautiful Day" in a car campaign, so just wait until they are desperate for the cash.
earwormed with Billy Idol - Got to be a Lover.
Forgot To Be A Lover. I'm very insistent about this, as I love this song.