Buffistas

Oh, wow. This place looks great. Oh, I feel like a witch in a magic shop.

Willow ,'Help'

Buffista Music II: Wrath of Chaka Khan

There's a lady plays her fav'rite records/On the jukebox ev'ry day/All day long she plays the same old songs/And she believes the things that they say/She sings along with all the saddest songs/And she believes the stories are real/She lets the music dictate the way that she feels.

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joe boucher - Jul 21, 2004 8:58:30 am PDT #4161 of 10003

I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve. - John Prine

I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.

I guess "Happy Jack" isn't a holy song for you. If Hummer had been cool enough to use "Pictures of Lily" instead I might consider buying one, my philosophical objections & lack of money notwithstanding.

Click here if you dare. Note: although this is completely oblectionable in so many ways it is "work safe".

DXMachina - Jul 21, 2004 9:09:02 am PDT #4162 of 10003

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Oh my fucking word.

Allyson - Jul 21, 2004 9:10:41 am PDT #4163 of 10003

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Dear God.

DXMachina - Jul 21, 2004 9:13:16 am PDT #4164 of 10003

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

It's a sign of the apocalypse, right?

Hayden - Jul 21, 2004 9:14:19 am PDT #4165 of 10003

aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Dude! I mean, DUDE! Can the Jim Anchowers of the world really afford cruise vacations?

I should buy a Hummer and take up three parking spots in the mall. That's how important I am.

You are so very important with your Hummer & parking skills. In fact, you are so important that I think you should slouch in your seat and talk animatedly on your cell phone while swerving through freeway traffic.

evil jimi - Jul 21, 2004 9:24:35 am PDT #4166 of 10003

Lurching from one disaster to the next.

Kill me, kill me now!

Jon B. - Jul 21, 2004 9:34:56 am PDT #4167 of 10003

A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Heaven's just a funky Carnival Cruise Rock 'N' Roll Holiday Escape.

Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2004 9:35:13 am PDT #4168 of 10003

Ann, that's a ferret.

Eek! It's my high school nightmare, on a cruise ship!

Lyra Jane - Jul 21, 2004 9:37:59 am PDT #4169 of 10003

Up with the sun

Some songs are holy to me, and therefore, using one of these holy songs to sell soda seems blasphemous. One such song is the Rolling Stones' You Can't Always Get What You Want.

Pisses me off too, Allyson. Even setting the sanctity of the song aside, isn't it famously about heroin?

But then, that didn't stop Carnival Cruises froom using "Lust for Life."

I've given up being saddened by it, and am just counting the days until U2's "One" turns up in an ad for tampons or fried chicken.

Fred Pete - Jul 21, 2004 9:39:33 am PDT #4170 of 10003

Ann, that's a ferret.

am just counting the days until U2's "One" turns up in an ad for tampons or fried chicken.

Lay's Potato Chips. Bet you can't eat just --

"One."

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