Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 10:44:05 am PST #1079 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I tried to watch Dead Alive, and didn't make it past the first half-hour -- it was making me so very, very nauseous. I haven't made it through all of Meet the Feebles yet either.

A lesser-known (but available on Netflix) PJ that I highly recommend is Forgotten Silver, a mockumentary he did for NZ public television. It's the most brilliant thing EVER.

Sorry. Sorry. I take it back.

t returns to bubble of denial where the EE comes out in May and is 5 hours long and is delivered to my house personally by Billy Boyd


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 10:58:01 am PST #1080 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's the most brilliant thing EVER.

Probably helps if you're familiar with film history including Who Are The Lumiere Brothers? and Why Should I Give A Shit About that Klan-luvin' D.W. Griffith?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 10:59:01 am PST #1081 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Who Are The Lumiere Brothers?

I'm assuming not the dancing candlestick from Beauty and the Beast, along with his kinsmen.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 10:59:37 am PST #1082 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm assuming not the dancing candlestick from Beauty and the Beast, along with his kinsmen.

Naw, that's who I mean.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:00:19 am PST #1083 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Dude. I am so. fucking. SMRT!!!!


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:02 am PST #1084 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude. I am so. fucking. SMRT!!!!

You should put that on a t-shirt.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:54 am PST #1085 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:03:01 am PST #1086 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.

Tattooing is so 90s. Get it branded into your ass.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:04:48 am PST #1087 of 3902
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:47 am PST #1088 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"