Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.
'Lessons'
LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.
Tattooing is so 90s. Get it branded into your ass.
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer
FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"
BWAH!
FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"
Well, that's some consolation for the searing pain....
saw A Walk on the Moon, A Perfect Murder, and most of GI Jane (loved the first, meh on the second, really meh on the third) for Viggo.
Don't miss The Prophecy, in which Viggo does an Aragorn-esque turn as Lucifer.
I mean--you can see where some aspects of Aragorn came from. I think, anyway.
Also, American Yakuza. Not a brilliant movie, but illuminating for the Viggo.
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak......
Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.
Forgotten Silver has been spoken highly of by everyone I know who's managed to see it. Alas that it has not come my way.
I found Meet the Feebles unwatchable. But Dead Alive really does have it's moments in an over-the-top Grand Guignol way.