We gotta go to the crappy town where I'm the hero!

Wash ,'Jaynestown'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 10:58:01 am PST #1080 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

It's the most brilliant thing EVER.

Probably helps if you're familiar with film history including Who Are The Lumiere Brothers? and Why Should I Give A Shit About that Klan-luvin' D.W. Griffith?


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 10:59:01 am PST #1081 of 3902
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Who Are The Lumiere Brothers?

I'm assuming not the dancing candlestick from Beauty and the Beast, along with his kinsmen.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 10:59:37 am PST #1082 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm assuming not the dancing candlestick from Beauty and the Beast, along with his kinsmen.

Naw, that's who I mean.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:00:19 am PST #1083 of 3902
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Dude. I am so. fucking. SMRT!!!!


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:02 am PST #1084 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude. I am so. fucking. SMRT!!!!

You should put that on a t-shirt.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:54 am PST #1085 of 3902
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Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:03:01 am PST #1086 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.

Tattooing is so 90s. Get it branded into your ass.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:04:48 am PST #1087 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:47 am PST #1088 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:51 am PST #1089 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer