Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:02 am PST #1084 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dude. I am so. fucking. SMRT!!!!

You should put that on a t-shirt.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:01:54 am PST #1085 of 3902
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:03:01 am PST #1086 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Maybe I will. Or tattoo it on my ass.

Tattooing is so 90s. Get it branded into your ass.


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:04:48 am PST #1087 of 3902
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:47 am PST #1088 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:51 am PST #1089 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 11:12:12 am PST #1090 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"

BWAH!


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:15:34 am PST #1091 of 3902
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"

Well, that's some consolation for the searing pain....


Beverly - Jan 05, 2004 11:27:21 am PST #1092 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

saw A Walk on the Moon, A Perfect Murder, and most of GI Jane (loved the first, meh on the second, really meh on the third) for Viggo.

Don't miss The Prophecy, in which Viggo does an Aragorn-esque turn as Lucifer.

I mean--you can see where some aspects of Aragorn came from. I think, anyway.

Also, American Yakuza. Not a brilliant movie, but illuminating for the Viggo.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 12:15:15 pm PST #1093 of 3902
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

Mmmm..... steak......

Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.