Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer
Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".
A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer
FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"
BWAH!
FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"
Well, that's some consolation for the searing pain....
saw A Walk on the Moon, A Perfect Murder, and most of GI Jane (loved the first, meh on the second, really meh on the third) for Viggo.
Don't miss The Prophecy, in which Viggo does an Aragorn-esque turn as Lucifer.
I mean--you can see where some aspects of Aragorn came from. I think, anyway.
Also, American Yakuza. Not a brilliant movie, but illuminating for the Viggo.
Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.
Mmmm..... steak......
Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.
Forgotten Silver has been spoken highly of by everyone I know who's managed to see it. Alas that it has not come my way.
I found Meet the Feebles unwatchable. But Dead Alive really does have it's moments in an over-the-top Grand Guignol way.
Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.
Long pig.
I liked Dead Alive. It falls into much the same category as Evil Dead II for me.
I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add? I mean, after the ear-in-the-pudding (which, like Jess, made me naseous), nothing could faze me. Not even the end.
Those Valentine's cards make me want to snark. Especially the one of Denethor. "Good cheer?!?!" How about "Hope you take a flaming leap off a helipad! Happy Valentine's Day!"? Or "Hope you have a psychotically good Valentine's Day!".
after the ear-in-the-pudding
Yes, that was the scene that convinced me I didn't really need to me a PJ completist. People with stronger stomachs than I have assured me that the film is hysterical, and I believe them. I just physically can't watch it.