I can hurt a demon!! That's right. I'm back. And I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!

Spike ,'Showtime'


LotR - The Return of the King: "We named the *dog* 'Strider'".  

Frodo: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Aragorn"? Elrond: That's his name. Aragorn, son of Arathorn. Aragorn: I like "Strider." Elrond: We named the *dog* "Strider".

A discussion of Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King. If you're a pervy hobbit fancier, this is the place for you.


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 11:11:51 am PST #1089 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

Mmmm..... steak...... t /Homer


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 11:12:12 am PST #1090 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"

BWAH!


Steph L. - Jan 05, 2004 11:15:34 am PST #1091 of 3902
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

FDA man wanders in and stamps Teppy's ass "Grade A, Choice"

Well, that's some consolation for the searing pain....


Beverly - Jan 05, 2004 11:27:21 am PST #1092 of 3902
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

saw A Walk on the Moon, A Perfect Murder, and most of GI Jane (loved the first, meh on the second, really meh on the third) for Viggo.

Don't miss The Prophecy, in which Viggo does an Aragorn-esque turn as Lucifer.

I mean--you can see where some aspects of Aragorn came from. I think, anyway.

Also, American Yakuza. Not a brilliant movie, but illuminating for the Viggo.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 05, 2004 12:15:15 pm PST #1093 of 3902
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Eeep. Branding always makes me think that the brand-ee is a giant human steak.

Mmmm..... steak......

Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.


Theodosia - Jan 05, 2004 12:41:01 pm PST #1094 of 3902
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Forgotten Silver has been spoken highly of by everyone I know who's managed to see it. Alas that it has not come my way.

I found Meet the Feebles unwatchable. But Dead Alive really does have it's moments in an over-the-top Grand Guignol way.


DavidS - Jan 05, 2004 12:48:56 pm PST #1095 of 3902
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Actually, human meat resembles pork much more closely than beef. But perhaps I've said too much.

Long pig.


Sean K - Jan 05, 2004 12:49:19 pm PST #1096 of 3902
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I liked Dead Alive. It falls into much the same category as Evil Dead II for me.


Volans - Jan 05, 2004 1:24:13 pm PST #1097 of 3902
move out and draw fire

I was informed just today that there's an unrated version of Dead Alive that has 12 extra minutes of footage. What could they possibly add? I mean, after the ear-in-the-pudding (which, like Jess, made me naseous), nothing could faze me. Not even the end.

Those Valentine's cards make me want to snark. Especially the one of Denethor. "Good cheer?!?!" How about "Hope you take a flaming leap off a helipad! Happy Valentine's Day!"? Or "Hope you have a psychotically good Valentine's Day!".


Jessica - Jan 05, 2004 1:29:22 pm PST #1098 of 3902
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

after the ear-in-the-pudding

Yes, that was the scene that convinced me I didn't really need to me a PJ completist. People with stronger stomachs than I have assured me that the film is hysterical, and I believe them. I just physically can't watch it.