Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jun 03, 2026 6:56:02 am PDT #8331 of 8351
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

The one time I wore a fancy-pants wig on a big-budget production I could not feel it on my head. It probably cost more than my head.


Laura - Jun 03, 2026 7:30:04 am PDT #8332 of 8351
Our wings are not tired.

I prioritized being comfortable on the hourlong train ride to and from the city because I am older than I am cool by several decades.

Being comfortable is a reasonable priority. Makes for a more enjoyable event.


-t - Jun 03, 2026 7:43:17 am PDT #8333 of 8351
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sounds like good choices! And you looked good on FB


meara - Jun 03, 2026 9:47:40 am PDT #8334 of 8351

Shame about the leather corset but I 100% understand the issue of matching it to some appropriate bottom! I hate when I have a cool top or bottom but not the right piece to match it because the pants or shirts I have the waistline is too low or too high!!

I really miss having blue hair but I do not want to bleach my hair for it because that caused such damage. Sigh. Trade offs.


erikaj - Jun 06, 2026 2:09:09 pm PDT #8335 of 8351
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Once again, I failed to turn the world on with my dials. I remember when that used to feel super-important. Wow, I guess I have a real working life after all. Yay? (Except, since it feels like I do everything backwards maybe I'll have a retirement filled with commutes and front-office intrigue...pretty bad that I'm bored enough to kind of anticipate that, right?)


Calli - Jun 07, 2026 6:24:50 pm PDT #8336 of 8351
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I feel like 7pm on a Tuesday can be punk, but can't be glam.

I think events starting at 7pm on a Tuesday have a potential “damn the man, my boss won’t see me Wednesday morning” aspect that makes them potentially punk. But yeah, nsm glam.


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:27:52 pm PDT #8337 of 8351
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hey, All!

I was all excited to see so many posts in Bitches! As so many others have stated, there was a time when Bitches was my world because I just couldn't keep up with Natter.

So if anyone was wondering, I am still amongst the living, and the Buffistas. I'm just having a hard time keeping up again/still.

I am older than I am cool by several decades.

Truer words, man...


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:31:04 pm PDT #8338 of 8351
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

To start the birthday pre-celebrations in Bitches: Tuesday the 23rd is the birthday of the wondrous Steph! Which means that Sunday the 21st is the birthday of the wondrous ME!!!!!!!


EpicTangent - Jun 17, 2026 3:48:58 pm PDT #8339 of 8351
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

This was the other problem - I'm on Pacific time and usually don't have free time for posting until the afternoon. So by the time I post something, you guys are all at dinner or commuting home or whatever so no one responds and I feel so unloved. :(


-t - Jun 17, 2026 3:55:13 pm PDT #8340 of 8351
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Epic! So good to see your pixels!!!