No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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Zenkitty - Oct 06, 2018 10:37:03 am PDT #4504 of 8288
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

They're trying to save you from the celery, Hil. They're your friends. Even zucchini is better than celery.

I think today's vote is going to be all the politics I can take for a while. A social media break may be in order.


Dana - Oct 06, 2018 12:31:05 pm PDT #4505 of 8288
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Yeah, I am not good today. I feel really close to a panic attack. And I know people mean well, but the last thing I needed to see after donating to Susan Collins' eventual Democratic opponent was a tweet yelling at people to stop donating to that and donate to something else instead.

I know people mean well, but I am so far past fed up with being told what to prioritize, what to be angry about, what to pay attention to.

Edit: I'm trying so hard to be fair, I have to mention that people mean well twice.


aurelia - Oct 06, 2018 12:36:04 pm PDT #4506 of 8288
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

I think I'll steer clear of Twitter today.


Dana - Oct 06, 2018 1:58:01 pm PDT #4507 of 8288
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Right. Okay. Done with Facebook for the day. Possibly longer.


Hil R. - Oct 06, 2018 2:08:02 pm PDT #4508 of 8288
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Me too.


quester - Oct 07, 2018 10:27:42 am PDT #4509 of 8288
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Celery is better than zucchini!

Maybe this can be the new cilantro.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 10:31:20 am PDT #4510 of 8288
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Celery is not better than anything.

Maybe tomatoes.


Pix - Oct 07, 2018 11:05:02 am PDT #4511 of 8288
The status is NOT quo.

Celery is way better than zucchini. You can't scoop peanut butter in your mouth with zucchini. Or you could, but gross.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 11:49:57 am PDT #4512 of 8288
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Uh, peanut butter belongs on apples. You guys have weird vegetable opinions.


Amy - Oct 07, 2018 1:45:35 pm PDT #4513 of 8288
Because books.

Oh, celery is perfect for peanut butter. And in mire poix! Otherwise, it is kind of useless.