Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

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-t - Oct 07, 2018 3:19:08 pm PDT #4514 of 8234
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I like celery and I like zucchini but I can't think of any context where they would be interchangeable.


sj - Oct 07, 2018 3:37:09 pm PDT #4515 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Celery is pure evil.


Vortex - Oct 07, 2018 3:59:05 pm PDT #4516 of 8234
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It has no flavor, but it does add crunch.


Beverly - Oct 07, 2018 4:09:07 pm PDT #4517 of 8234
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ooh, celery is wonderful with rosemary in chicken and rice dishes--I mean, for those of us who don't require *fiyah!* in every dish. You just have to remove the solids after cooking, because...yechh. But celery flavor and scent, with ginger and any or all of the following: rosemary, onion, garlic, black pepper, paprika, and the occasional other herb, is good with chicken.


Jessica - Oct 07, 2018 4:11:27 pm PDT #4518 of 8234
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Good celery has flavor. You just need to buy it at the farmer's market and get the dark green kind with more leaves than you think it ought to have.


sj - Oct 07, 2018 5:13:30 pm PDT #4519 of 8234
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Celery has evil anise flavor. I can't stand it in anything.


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2018 5:32:02 pm PDT #4520 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I bought celery today at TJs before I ever came home and read all this. I feel like a traitor to half of you and a goddamn hero to the other half. (I like celery with hummus and also peanut butter. NOT TOGETHER OH GOD)


Atropa - Oct 07, 2018 9:59:53 pm PDT #4521 of 8234
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I will sidestep the celery war! Peanut butter is only acceptable on toast, with honey. Or on its own in a small dish. With honey. And fancy salt.


juliana - Oct 08, 2018 3:20:19 am PDT #4522 of 8234
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I like the salty CRONCH of celery, and will eat it plain (but prefer it with hummus).


Laura - Oct 08, 2018 3:32:14 am PDT #4523 of 8234
Our wings are not tired.

Mmmm celery. As a delivery device for hummus, peanut butter, egg salad, soft cheese, other stuff. I get to eat it with blue cheese when the guys get wings too!

Theoretically working this morning. Really wanted to sleep in but the dog wasn't allowing that to happen.