Nothin'. I just wanted you to face me so she could get behind ya.

Mal ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 11:49:57 am PDT #4512 of 8358
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Uh, peanut butter belongs on apples. You guys have weird vegetable opinions.


Amy - Oct 07, 2018 1:45:35 pm PDT #4513 of 8358
Because books.

Oh, celery is perfect for peanut butter. And in mire poix! Otherwise, it is kind of useless.


-t - Oct 07, 2018 3:19:08 pm PDT #4514 of 8358
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I like celery and I like zucchini but I can't think of any context where they would be interchangeable.


sj - Oct 07, 2018 3:37:09 pm PDT #4515 of 8358
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Celery is pure evil.


Vortex - Oct 07, 2018 3:59:05 pm PDT #4516 of 8358
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It has no flavor, but it does add crunch.


Beverly - Oct 07, 2018 4:09:07 pm PDT #4517 of 8358
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Ooh, celery is wonderful with rosemary in chicken and rice dishes--I mean, for those of us who don't require *fiyah!* in every dish. You just have to remove the solids after cooking, because...yechh. But celery flavor and scent, with ginger and any or all of the following: rosemary, onion, garlic, black pepper, paprika, and the occasional other herb, is good with chicken.


Jessica - Oct 07, 2018 4:11:27 pm PDT #4518 of 8358
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Good celery has flavor. You just need to buy it at the farmer's market and get the dark green kind with more leaves than you think it ought to have.


sj - Oct 07, 2018 5:13:30 pm PDT #4519 of 8358
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Celery has evil anise flavor. I can't stand it in anything.


Steph L. - Oct 07, 2018 5:32:02 pm PDT #4520 of 8358
It's actually been a really hard year, when you stop and do the math. Eliot would cry, too, if it didn't take him seventy minutes of therapy, two cocktails, and a Sondheim medley before he can experience a human emotion through the haze of his PTSD.

I bought celery today at TJs before I ever came home and read all this. I feel like a traitor to half of you and a goddamn hero to the other half. (I like celery with hummus and also peanut butter. NOT TOGETHER OH GOD)


Atropa - Oct 07, 2018 9:59:53 pm PDT #4521 of 8358
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I will sidestep the celery war! Peanut butter is only acceptable on toast, with honey. Or on its own in a small dish. With honey. And fancy salt.