No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?

Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Dana - Oct 06, 2018 1:58:01 pm PDT #4507 of 8358
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Right. Okay. Done with Facebook for the day. Possibly longer.


Hil R. - Oct 06, 2018 2:08:02 pm PDT #4508 of 8358
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Me too.


quester - Oct 07, 2018 10:27:42 am PDT #4509 of 8358
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Celery is better than zucchini!

Maybe this can be the new cilantro.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 10:31:20 am PDT #4510 of 8358
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Celery is not better than anything.

Maybe tomatoes.


Pix - Oct 07, 2018 11:05:02 am PDT #4511 of 8358
The status is NOT quo.

Celery is way better than zucchini. You can't scoop peanut butter in your mouth with zucchini. Or you could, but gross.


Dana - Oct 07, 2018 11:49:57 am PDT #4512 of 8358
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Uh, peanut butter belongs on apples. You guys have weird vegetable opinions.


Amy - Oct 07, 2018 1:45:35 pm PDT #4513 of 8358
Because books.

Oh, celery is perfect for peanut butter. And in mire poix! Otherwise, it is kind of useless.


-t - Oct 07, 2018 3:19:08 pm PDT #4514 of 8358
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I like celery and I like zucchini but I can't think of any context where they would be interchangeable.


sj - Oct 07, 2018 3:37:09 pm PDT #4515 of 8358
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Celery is pure evil.


Vortex - Oct 07, 2018 3:59:05 pm PDT #4516 of 8358
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

It has no flavor, but it does add crunch.