"Then eat them."
It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.
Mal ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 49: As usual, I'm here to help you, and I... are you naked under there?
Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Scrappy - Jul 25, 2018 9:28:01 am PDT #4153 of 8234
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Atropa - Jul 25, 2018 10:39:53 am PDT #4154 of 8234
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Whereas I think of my issues as brain raccoons, because they like to knock over the trash can where I keep the crazy, rummage around in it, and make a mess.
Maybe Dr. Raccoon would be able to drive off the brain raccoons?
Dana - Jul 25, 2018 10:53:31 am PDT #4155 of 8234
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Dr. Raccoon, MD and Raccoon Ninja.
Pix - Jul 25, 2018 12:01:53 pm PDT #4156 of 8234
The status is NOT quo.
I love you people.
Steph L. - Jul 26, 2018 8:35:50 am PDT #4157 of 8234
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Speaking of raccoon therapy, woooooooooooo does it SUCK. My stomach actually hurts today, and it didn't hurt before therapy. (My raccoon therapist says that's actually a good sign, because it means I'm processing emotions. Except processing emotions is BULLSHIT.) (And so are my parents.)
Man, I have a hard time getting work done on Thurdsays after therapy. But I have a pile of it. All I really want to do is eat those popsicles in a tube and watch Leverage. But I have no popsicles and really have to do some work so I can earn money to BUY the popsicles.
EpicTangent - Jul 26, 2018 8:42:38 am PDT #4158 of 8234
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Maybe along with the Raccoon, you can bring a protective Groot to give hairpats and encouragement. You speak Groot, right?
Toddson - Jul 26, 2018 12:13:40 pm PDT #4159 of 8234
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
The Fug Girls have their summer travel tips and they're recommending Iceland (at least the first batch of comments). From one, "The penis museum (seriously) in Reykjavik makes for an entertaining hour." ... why did we not know about this?
Connie Neil - Jul 26, 2018 12:36:44 pm PDT #4160 of 8234
brillig
Vortex - Jul 26, 2018 8:07:25 pm PDT #4161 of 8234
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What is this new trend of "formal afternoon" weddings? I've gotten the second invite this year for a wedding before 4PM that is "formal". WTF are you supposed to wear? Actual formal wear? Dressy teatime?
Last time I wore a gorgeous floral ballgown, which received many compliments. I was not overdressed per se, but the vast majority of the guests were not as dressy as I was (barring members of the wedding party and the MOG and MOB). Lot of maxi dresses. I could also wear a tea length silk dress (which is what I would normally wear to a late afternoon wedding, but this "formal" BS is throwing me off) And this one is a family wedding, so I have to come correct.
Thoughts?
Zenkitty - Jul 26, 2018 8:21:42 pm PDT #4162 of 8234
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I've been to the penis museum. It's fascinating. Somebody has a picture of me next to a whale penis that's almost as big as I am.
If my therapist were a raccoon, I'd be a hell of a lot more likely to go to therapy.