One year I found, and gave to my sister and several friends, socks that had knitted into them the message, "Dear Santa ... I can explain".
Angel: He is dead. Technically, he's undead. It's a zombie. Connor: What's a zombie? Angel: It's an undead thing. Connor: Like you? Angel: No, zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh. Connor: Like you. Angel: No! It's different. Trust me.
'Destiny'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.
Buh bye, 2014.
Toddson - Dec 18, 2014 6:15:54 am PST #61 of 300
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laura - Dec 18, 2014 7:59:04 am PST #62 of 300
Our wings are not tired.
Awesome. I enjoy fun socks.
§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 8:45:33 am PST #63 of 300
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I could get that on my panties...
Burrell - Dec 18, 2014 12:02:20 pm PST #64 of 300
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
By the time Santa is in your panties there's no need to explain anything...
NoiseDesign - Dec 18, 2014 2:18:56 pm PST #65 of 300
Our wings are not tired
If that isn't a tag line, then I don't know what is.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:30:08 pm PST #66 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
Package came. trying to decide to draw out and open one a day or just open all of them. Decisions decisions....
Dana - Dec 18, 2014 2:33:05 pm PST #67 of 300
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 2:40:00 pm PST #68 of 300
brillig
I'm with Dana. Open it now and play with it even more on Christmas.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)
Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If I could get that on my panties...
I have embroidered sayings on panties before...