One year I found, and gave to my sister and several friends, socks that had knitted into them the message, "Dear Santa ... I can explain".
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.
Buh bye, 2014.
Toddson - Dec 18, 2014 6:15:54 am PST #61 of 300
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Laura - Dec 18, 2014 7:59:04 am PST #62 of 300
Our wings are not tired.
Awesome. I enjoy fun socks.
§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 8:45:33 am PST #63 of 300
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If I could get that on my panties...
Burrell - Dec 18, 2014 12:02:20 pm PST #64 of 300
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
By the time Santa is in your panties there's no need to explain anything...
NoiseDesign - Dec 18, 2014 2:18:56 pm PST #65 of 300
Our wings are not tired
If that isn't a tag line, then I don't know what is.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:30:08 pm PST #66 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
Package came. trying to decide to draw out and open one a day or just open all of them. Decisions decisions....
Dana - Dec 18, 2014 2:33:05 pm PST #67 of 300
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 2:40:00 pm PST #68 of 300
brillig
I'm with Dana. Open it now and play with it even more on Christmas.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)
Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If I could get that on my panties...
I have embroidered sayings on panties before...