You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.
Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?
Snyder ,'Empty Places'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.
Buh bye, 2014.
Dana - Dec 18, 2014 2:33:05 pm PST #67 of 300
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 2:40:00 pm PST #68 of 300
brillig
I'm with Dana. Open it now and play with it even more on Christmas.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)
Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If I could get that on my panties...
I have embroidered sayings on panties before...
JZ - Dec 18, 2014 4:58:44 pm PST #71 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't know whether Scola is my Santa or just a man of random awesomeness, but I just got a splendid surprise package - an awesome graphic novel (novella? chapbook? Not quite long enough for a novel proper)-memoir by Derf. I'm squeeing over it and loving it to bits.
quester - Dec 18, 2014 5:02:26 pm PST #72 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I love it when the presents get opened!
Tom Scola - Dec 18, 2014 5:03:38 pm PST #73 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
I don’t know whether Scola is your Santa, but there probably is a bunch of other stuff that won’t arrive until after Christmas.
beekaytee - Dec 18, 2014 5:09:42 pm PST #74 of 300
Compassionately intolerant
Secret Santee, I suck at the intrigue and pre-anticipation thing, but I did mail your package today and I SO hope you enjoy it.
This year, I'm doing a lot of handmade stuff, which I'm liking a lot.
JZ - Dec 18, 2014 5:18:14 pm PST #75 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Regardless, Scola is a gem, set in sterling.
Lee - Dec 18, 2014 5:23:22 pm PST #76 of 300
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.
Right now, knowing I get to go home and open not just a present, but a present from Laura is helping me get through the work day.
Today's present is a cool shirt/sweater with a beach/water scene that is Christmas decorated with beads and such. Which sounds weird, so maybe I should take a picture