Simon: Captain... why did you come back for us? Mal: You're on my crew. Simon: Yeah, but you don't even like me. Why'd you come back? Mal: You're on my crew. Why we still talking about this?

'Safe'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.

Buh bye, 2014.


Burrell - Dec 18, 2014 12:02:20 pm PST #64 of 300
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

By the time Santa is in your panties there's no need to explain anything...


NoiseDesign - Dec 18, 2014 2:18:56 pm PST #65 of 300
Our wings are not tired

If that isn't a tag line, then I don't know what is.


Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:30:08 pm PST #66 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.

Package came. trying to decide to draw out and open one a day or just open all of them. Decisions decisions....


Dana - Dec 18, 2014 2:33:05 pm PST #67 of 300
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.


Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 2:40:00 pm PST #68 of 300
brillig

I'm with Dana. Open it now and play with it even more on Christmas.


Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.

COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)


Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If I could get that on my panties...

I have embroidered sayings on panties before...


JZ - Dec 18, 2014 4:58:44 pm PST #71 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know whether Scola is my Santa or just a man of random awesomeness, but I just got a splendid surprise package - an awesome graphic novel (novella? chapbook? Not quite long enough for a novel proper)-memoir by Derf. I'm squeeing over it and loving it to bits.


quester - Dec 18, 2014 5:02:26 pm PST #72 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I love it when the presents get opened!


Tom Scola - Dec 18, 2014 5:03:38 pm PST #73 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I don’t know whether Scola is your Santa, but there probably is a bunch of other stuff that won’t arrive until after Christmas.