Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.

Buh bye, 2014.


Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.

COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)


Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

If I could get that on my panties...

I have embroidered sayings on panties before...


JZ - Dec 18, 2014 4:58:44 pm PST #71 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

I don't know whether Scola is my Santa or just a man of random awesomeness, but I just got a splendid surprise package - an awesome graphic novel (novella? chapbook? Not quite long enough for a novel proper)-memoir by Derf. I'm squeeing over it and loving it to bits.


quester - Dec 18, 2014 5:02:26 pm PST #72 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I love it when the presents get opened!


Tom Scola - Dec 18, 2014 5:03:38 pm PST #73 of 300
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I don’t know whether Scola is your Santa, but there probably is a bunch of other stuff that won’t arrive until after Christmas.


beekaytee - Dec 18, 2014 5:09:42 pm PST #74 of 300
Compassionately intolerant

Secret Santee, I suck at the intrigue and pre-anticipation thing, but I did mail your package today and I SO hope you enjoy it.

This year, I'm doing a lot of handmade stuff, which I'm liking a lot.


JZ - Dec 18, 2014 5:18:14 pm PST #75 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Regardless, Scola is a gem, set in sterling.


Lee - Dec 18, 2014 5:23:22 pm PST #76 of 300
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.

Right now, knowing I get to go home and open not just a present, but a present from Laura is helping me get through the work day.

Today's present is a cool shirt/sweater with a beach/water scene that is Christmas decorated with beads and such. Which sounds weird, so maybe I should take a picture


§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 5:38:35 pm PST #77 of 300
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have embroidered sayings on panties before...

My friendship with Colin was solidified because I was painting boxers for a friend of mine (I never got the 'no platonic underwear' memo) and needed to know what colour the Grinch was (I suck at colour, but am sometimes okay when painting clothes, for some reason). He described it perfectly over the phone, and that was our first contact outside TheatreSports. 25 years ago.

I've also given guys silk underwear platonically.


Pix - Dec 18, 2014 8:06:08 pm PST #78 of 300
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Squee! Got my Santa package from Santa Suzi, and it's the best! Lots of yummy goodies: cookies, berry honey, caramels, toffee, spiced plum, and mulling spices. And my second tea infuser--the first was an adorable little guy, and this one is a TARDIS. So yay. The kicker? Stockings personalized for our pets. Two frosted biscuits for Kaylee and Newton and four little catnip candy canes for Mia, Seamus, Simon and Wilson. Made of win! Thanks, Santa!

Santee, I have assembled your gift and it is being mailed tomorrow. I hope it will be there before Christmas; if not, it should be there the day after. Hope you enjoy!