If I could get that on my panties...
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2014: so long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, good bye...
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Thanksgivukkahmas, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering.
Buh bye, 2014.
§ ita § - Dec 18, 2014 8:45:33 am PST #63 of 300
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Burrell - Dec 18, 2014 12:02:20 pm PST #64 of 300
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
By the time Santa is in your panties there's no need to explain anything...
NoiseDesign - Dec 18, 2014 2:18:56 pm PST #65 of 300
Our wings are not tired
If that isn't a tag line, then I don't know what is.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:30:08 pm PST #66 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
Package came. trying to decide to draw out and open one a day or just open all of them. Decisions decisions....
Dana - Dec 18, 2014 2:33:05 pm PST #67 of 300
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
You guys who can wait to open things are perplexing.
Connie Neil - Dec 18, 2014 2:40:00 pm PST #68 of 300
brillig
I'm with Dana. Open it now and play with it even more on Christmas.
Cashmere - Dec 18, 2014 2:50:47 pm PST #69 of 300
Now tagless for your comfort.
COMMENCE THE SQUEEING! I couldn't wait an opened. Awesome coffee mug with the "you may now speak" line at the bottom, Adventure Time Encyclopedia and wall decals and a Green Bay Packer bottle opener/key chain. (Which will SERIOUSLY come in handy and get lots of comments on here.)
Strix - Dec 18, 2014 4:54:12 pm PST #70 of 300
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
If I could get that on my panties...
I have embroidered sayings on panties before...
JZ - Dec 18, 2014 4:58:44 pm PST #71 of 300
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
I don't know whether Scola is my Santa or just a man of random awesomeness, but I just got a splendid surprise package - an awesome graphic novel (novella? chapbook? Not quite long enough for a novel proper)-memoir by Derf. I'm squeeing over it and loving it to bits.
quester - Dec 18, 2014 5:02:26 pm PST #72 of 300
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I love it when the presents get opened!