I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.

Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - May 04, 2015 7:32:17 am PDT #25661 of 30000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Palo Alto isn't a cab ride away.

Sure it is! A $100 cab ride away. My colleague said she would drive, so I guess that's what we will do! And hope for the best.


Theodosia - May 04, 2015 8:51:18 am PDT #25662 of 30000
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I have to take Chumley to the vet this afternoon -- this weekend I discovered a HUGE lump (like, pingpong sized) under what on a human would be his underarm. A couple weeks ago, I thought I felt a pea-sized lump, but the vet couldn't find it, and then came all the mishegas and drama of Minet with out of control cancer.

I don't know if it's been growing all along and I didn't notice (the fur is very loose on his body, so the mass is tucked under all that skin and fur) or it just surged in size recently.


Burrell - May 04, 2015 9:35:50 am PDT #25663 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm so sorry, Theo. Much ~ma for both you and Chumley.


Connie Neil - May 04, 2015 9:41:02 am PDT #25664 of 30000
brillig

Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter. 2 since Friday--though one was stuffed into a suitcase on the way into the west desert. Another was near a trail in the mountains. This does not count all the wrecks/shootings in the past few days. Public notice: if you're walking in the travel lanes on the freeway at 3:30 AM, you're likely to get smooshed.


Lee - May 04, 2015 9:41:17 am PDT #25665 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SFO to Palo Alto to San Francisco

When is this happening? never mind--found the post I missed--how long are you going to be here?

You can get from Palo Alto to SF on Caltrain, but the ease of getting to the Caltrain station depends on where you are in Palo Alto. SFO to Palo Alto would require BART and Caltrain, so probably not worth it.


Steph L. - May 04, 2015 10:03:24 am PDT #25666 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter.

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

[Dear NSA: I am just kidding. I'm way too lazy to go to that much trouble. I'd probably prop the body up on my front porch with sunglasses and a 6-pack, a la Weekend at Bernie's. This is why I haven't turned to a life of crime.]


Connie Neil - May 04, 2015 10:18:53 am PDT #25667 of 30000
brillig

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

Yeah, pretty much. And dump spots are fairly easy to reach by car.

Dear NSA: I'm only relating what any Utah resident knows from the news.


tommyrot - May 04, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #25668 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dear NSA: Since you know everything about everyone, can you set me up on a blind date with someone compatible?


msbelle - May 04, 2015 10:23:17 am PDT #25669 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh good one tommy. I would like the same, NSA people.


Ginger - May 04, 2015 10:25:45 am PDT #25670 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.