Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - May 04, 2015 10:25:45 am PDT #25670 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Strix - May 04, 2015 10:26:35 am PDT #25671 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ah, Theo, that's worrisome. I hope sincerely it turns out to be benignant or something easily taken care of.
Since I cannot smoke in the house, and I am (A) doing a lot of work outside (trying to stay in the shade, because there's no cover over our wee deck) and (B) because I will be doing a fuckton of yard work. (C) I will be recommencing my walk/jog routine this week. As soon as I find my socks.
Yes, I will wear SPF (and I need to buy a cheap brimmed hat, yo -- sigh...yet ANOTHER thing I need to get -- our bathroom is nice; great storage, pretty tiles, fab showerhead. No FUCKING TOWEL RACK. Nowhere to hang a towel or wet washcloth other than over the shower curtain rod! WTFF, people?! People ASTONISH me) but...I am going to have a TAN this summer. And possibly actual defined arm muscles.
Strix - May 04, 2015 10:28:20 am PDT #25672 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Dear NSA: Hire my comp security expert husband and pay him a lot of money to work based in KC, because he's competent AND ETHICAL.
(As long as we're asking the NSA for stuff...hey, couldn't hurt!)
-t - May 04, 2015 10:45:52 am PDT #25673 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
tommyrot & msbelle - you might want to watch John Oliver's interview with Snowden before you agree to use the NSA as a dating service. Pictures of junk in new places, IJS.
brenda m - May 04, 2015 10:55:17 am PDT #25674 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.
Once I find my wallet.
Burrell - May 04, 2015 11:33:19 am PDT #25675 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I'm thinking "Dear NSA" could become its own Tumblr
shrift - May 04, 2015 11:35:03 am PDT #25676 of 30000
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Why do I want to make this? dearnsa.tumblr.com is taken, but dear-nsa.tumblr.com is not.
Edit: Oh, right. Avoiding work. That's why I want to do things.
Lee - May 04, 2015 11:41:16 am PDT #25677 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
DOOOOO ITTTT
msbelle - May 04, 2015 11:43:39 am PDT #25678 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Totally do it. Esp since I have now fallen deeply down the tumblr hole and might as well just stay there.
Amy - May 04, 2015 11:46:24 am PDT #25679 of 30000
Because books.
A dear-nsa tumblr would be awesome.