Willow ,'Bring On The Night'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter.
So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?
[Dear NSA: I am just kidding. I'm way too lazy to go to that much trouble. I'd probably prop the body up on my front porch with sunglasses and a 6-pack, a la Weekend at Bernie's. This is why I haven't turned to a life of crime.]
So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?
Yeah, pretty much. And dump spots are fairly easy to reach by car.
Dear NSA: I'm only relating what any Utah resident knows from the news.
Dear NSA: Since you know everything about everyone, can you set me up on a blind date with someone compatible?
Oh good one tommy. I would like the same, NSA people.
Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.
Ah, Theo, that's worrisome. I hope sincerely it turns out to be benignant or something easily taken care of.
Since I cannot smoke in the house, and I am (A) doing a lot of work outside (trying to stay in the shade, because there's no cover over our wee deck) and (B) because I will be doing a fuckton of yard work. (C) I will be recommencing my walk/jog routine this week. As soon as I find my socks.
Yes, I will wear SPF (and I need to buy a cheap brimmed hat, yo -- sigh...yet ANOTHER thing I need to get -- our bathroom is nice; great storage, pretty tiles, fab showerhead. No FUCKING TOWEL RACK. Nowhere to hang a towel or wet washcloth other than over the shower curtain rod! WTFF, people?! People ASTONISH me) but...I am going to have a TAN this summer. And possibly actual defined arm muscles.
Dear NSA: Hire my comp security expert husband and pay him a lot of money to work based in KC, because he's competent AND ETHICAL.
(As long as we're asking the NSA for stuff...hey, couldn't hurt!)
tommyrot & msbelle - you might want to watch John Oliver's interview with Snowden before you agree to use the NSA as a dating service. Pictures of junk in new places, IJS.
Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.
Once I find my wallet.
I'm thinking "Dear NSA" could become its own Tumblr