Jayne is a girl's name.

River ,'Trash'


Natter 73: Chuck Norris only wishes he could Natter  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, butt kicking, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - May 04, 2015 9:41:17 am PDT #25665 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SFO to Palo Alto to San Francisco

When is this happening? never mind--found the post I missed--how long are you going to be here?

You can get from Palo Alto to SF on Caltrain, but the ease of getting to the Caltrain station depends on where you are in Palo Alto. SFO to Palo Alto would require BART and Caltrain, so probably not worth it.


Steph L. - May 04, 2015 10:03:24 am PDT #25666 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter.

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

[Dear NSA: I am just kidding. I'm way too lazy to go to that much trouble. I'd probably prop the body up on my front porch with sunglasses and a 6-pack, a la Weekend at Bernie's. This is why I haven't turned to a life of crime.]


Connie Neil - May 04, 2015 10:18:53 am PDT #25667 of 30000
brillig

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

Yeah, pretty much. And dump spots are fairly easy to reach by car.

Dear NSA: I'm only relating what any Utah resident knows from the news.


tommyrot - May 04, 2015 10:22:14 am PDT #25668 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dear NSA: Since you know everything about everyone, can you set me up on a blind date with someone compatible?


msbelle - May 04, 2015 10:23:17 am PDT #25669 of 30000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Oh good one tommy. I would like the same, NSA people.


Ginger - May 04, 2015 10:25:45 am PDT #25670 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.


Strix - May 04, 2015 10:26:35 am PDT #25671 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, Theo, that's worrisome. I hope sincerely it turns out to be benignant or something easily taken care of.

Since I cannot smoke in the house, and I am (A) doing a lot of work outside (trying to stay in the shade, because there's no cover over our wee deck) and (B) because I will be doing a fuckton of yard work. (C) I will be recommencing my walk/jog routine this week. As soon as I find my socks.

Yes, I will wear SPF (and I need to buy a cheap brimmed hat, yo -- sigh...yet ANOTHER thing I need to get -- our bathroom is nice; great storage, pretty tiles, fab showerhead. No FUCKING TOWEL RACK. Nowhere to hang a towel or wet washcloth other than over the shower curtain rod! WTFF, people?! People ASTONISH me) but...I am going to have a TAN this summer. And possibly actual defined arm muscles.


Strix - May 04, 2015 10:28:20 am PDT #25672 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Dear NSA: Hire my comp security expert husband and pay him a lot of money to work based in KC, because he's competent AND ETHICAL.

(As long as we're asking the NSA for stuff...hey, couldn't hurt!)


-t - May 04, 2015 10:45:52 am PDT #25673 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

tommyrot & msbelle - you might want to watch John Oliver's interview with Snowden before you agree to use the NSA as a dating service. Pictures of junk in new places, IJS.


brenda m - May 04, 2015 10:55:17 am PDT #25674 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.

Once I find my wallet.