I'm so sorry, Theo. Much ~ma for both you and Chumley.

Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter. 2 since Friday--though one was stuffed into a suitcase on the way into the west desert. Another was near a trail in the mountains. This does not count all the wrecks/shootings in the past few days. Public notice: if you're walking in the travel lanes on the freeway at 3:30 AM, you're likely to get smooshed.

SFO to Palo Alto to San Francisco

When is this happening? never mind--found the post I missed--how long are you going to be here?

You can get from Palo Alto to SF on Caltrain, but the ease of getting to the Caltrain station depends on where you are in Palo Alto. SFO to Palo Alto would require BART and Caltrain, so probably not worth it.

Ah, spring in Utah, where people get out into the wilderness and trails and discover all the dead bodies from over the winter.

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

[Dear NSA: I am just kidding. I'm way too lazy to go to that much trouble. I'd probably prop the body up on my front porch with sunglasses and a 6-pack, a la Weekend at Bernie's. This is why I haven't turned to a life of crime.]

So if I want to get rid of a body, the Utah mountains during the winter are a good bet?

Yeah, pretty much. And dump spots are fairly easy to reach by car.

Dear NSA: I'm only relating what any Utah resident knows from the news.

Dear NSA: Since you know everything about everyone, can you set me up on a blind date with someone compatible?

Oh good one tommy. I would like the same, NSA people.

Dear NSA: If you started a service to tell people where they left their keys, you could wipe out the national debt.

Ah, Theo, that's worrisome. I hope sincerely it turns out to be benignant or something easily taken care of.

Since I cannot smoke in the house, and I am (A) doing a lot of work outside (trying to stay in the shade, because there's no cover over our wee deck) and (B) because I will be doing a fuckton of yard work. (C) I will be recommencing my walk/jog routine this week. As soon as I find my socks.

Yes, I will wear SPF (and I need to buy a cheap brimmed hat, yo -- sigh...yet ANOTHER thing I need to get -- our bathroom is nice; great storage, pretty tiles, fab showerhead. No FUCKING TOWEL RACK. Nowhere to hang a towel or wet washcloth other than over the shower curtain rod! WTFF, people?! People ASTONISH me) but...I am going to have a TAN this summer. And possibly actual defined arm muscles.

Dear NSA: Hire my comp security expert husband and pay him a lot of money to work based in KC, because he's competent AND ETHICAL.

(As long as we're asking the NSA for stuff...hey, couldn't hurt!)