Potato removed from clergyman's anus

"He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato," said Sheffield, England A&E nurse Trudi Watson. "But it's not for me to question his story."

You know, it's for this very reason I never leave potatoes on the kitchen table. Just an accident waiting to happen.

I didn't realize that adults could get whooping cough. . . not sure why I thought we were exempt.

It's only in the past few years that scientists figured out that adults need pertussis boosters - it's not just unvaccinated children causing the recent outbreaks, it's adults who didn't realize their childhood shots had worn off.

Potato removed from clergyman's anus

"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one!"

Thanks, sumi. Now, that's what I gotta let go of. I need more feels. And I think I have a tendency to sap the energy out of a pose, by evening things out with my eye and pencil, when they really should be at conflict with each other.

Potato removed from clergyman's anus

Come on, does no one listen to the PSAs anymore? FLARE, people, FLARE. Don't stick it up your jacksie if it doesn't have a flare.

Or, you know, just borrow a potato ferret.

I'm sorry, but if I were in the ER when these cases come in I'd be unable to avoid pointing out to the patients that perfectly good devices designed for safe anal stimulation can be bought from a variety of adult-themed retailers.

You have to give the clergyman points for (presumably) telling that story with a straight face, though.

I wonder if the er staff were able to keep their faces straight.

ita - somebody (Matt?) suggested gesture drawing - I'd also suggest drawing with something looser: charcoal, brush and ink - it forces you to loosen up.

he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato

I hate it when that happens.

OK, off to the doctor.