he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato
I hate it when that happens.
I've been out of the abbey two days, I've beaten a lawman senseless, I've fallen in with criminals. I watched the captain shoot the man I swore to protect. And I'm not even sure if I think he was wrong.
Book ,'Serenity'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Mar 29, 2012 5:33:11 am PDT #28564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Tom Scola - Mar 29, 2012 5:33:21 am PDT #28565 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
OK, off to the doctor.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:36:18 am PDT #28566 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hope they can help, Tom.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2012 5:37:45 am PDT #28567 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And watch out for potatoes on your way there. They're sneaky!
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:40:35 am PDT #28568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chain-mail underwear is your best bet. Worst case scenario: mashed potatoes.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2012 5:41:50 am PDT #28569 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The local news is showing a current temp in Gary, Indiana, of 207 degrees.
damn.
End times!
SuziQ - Mar 29, 2012 5:53:16 am PDT #28570 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Hanging curtains naked. Never mind the potato...why hang curtains naked?
Tom, I hope the doctor can help you feel better asap. CJ has had a horrible cough all week. We have had to reschedule a dentist appointment twice so far cause he wouldn't make it through without hacking up a lung.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:57:16 am PDT #28571 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hanging curtains naked. Never mind the potato...why hang curtains naked?
He's an exhibitionist and there was a potato outside?
Jessica - Mar 29, 2012 5:57:30 am PDT #28572 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
why hang curtains naked?
It was the best excuse he could think of on short notice?
Ginger - Mar 29, 2012 6:06:50 am PDT #28573 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I too was caught up in "Why hang curtains naked? Isn't the point of curtains to keep people from seeing you naked?" Sometimes I clean the tub while naked, but that's about as far as I go with naked household chores.
Presumably, he would have spent some time trying to remove the potato himself. He should have devoted some of that time to coming up with a better story.