Hope they can help, Tom.
This is a time of celebration, so sit still and be quiet.
Snyder ,'Chosen'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:36:18 am PDT #28566 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2012 5:37:45 am PDT #28567 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And watch out for potatoes on your way there. They're sneaky!
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:40:35 am PDT #28568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chain-mail underwear is your best bet. Worst case scenario: mashed potatoes.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2012 5:41:50 am PDT #28569 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The local news is showing a current temp in Gary, Indiana, of 207 degrees.
damn.
End times!
SuziQ - Mar 29, 2012 5:53:16 am PDT #28570 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Hanging curtains naked. Never mind the potato...why hang curtains naked?
Tom, I hope the doctor can help you feel better asap. CJ has had a horrible cough all week. We have had to reschedule a dentist appointment twice so far cause he wouldn't make it through without hacking up a lung.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:57:16 am PDT #28571 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hanging curtains naked. Never mind the potato...why hang curtains naked?
He's an exhibitionist and there was a potato outside?
Jessica - Mar 29, 2012 5:57:30 am PDT #28572 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
why hang curtains naked?
It was the best excuse he could think of on short notice?
Ginger - Mar 29, 2012 6:06:50 am PDT #28573 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I too was caught up in "Why hang curtains naked? Isn't the point of curtains to keep people from seeing you naked?" Sometimes I clean the tub while naked, but that's about as far as I go with naked household chores.
Presumably, he would have spent some time trying to remove the potato himself. He should have devoted some of that time to coming up with a better story.
Jesse - Mar 29, 2012 6:42:14 am PDT #28574 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So actually, only law enforcement and 911 job applicants get asked for Facebook passwords, pretty much. But the reporter had a feeling it was more widespread! [link]
Zenkitty - Mar 29, 2012 6:53:00 am PDT #28575 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm sorry, but if I were in the ER when these cases come in I'd be unable to avoid pointing out to the patients that perfectly good devices designed for safe anal stimulation can be bought from a variety of adult-themed retailers.
Or at least use a cucumber, for fuck's sake.
Moral: never be naked around vegetables.