Thanks, sumi. Now, that's what I gotta let go of. I need more feels. And I think I have a tendency to sap the energy out of a pose, by evening things out with my eye and pencil, when they really should be at conflict with each other.

Potato removed from clergyman's anus

Come on, does no one listen to the PSAs anymore? FLARE, people, FLARE. Don't stick it up your jacksie if it doesn't have a flare.

Or, you know, just borrow a potato ferret.

I'm sorry, but if I were in the ER when these cases come in I'd be unable to avoid pointing out to the patients that perfectly good devices designed for safe anal stimulation can be bought from a variety of adult-themed retailers.

You have to give the clergyman points for (presumably) telling that story with a straight face, though.

I wonder if the er staff were able to keep their faces straight.

ita - somebody (Matt?) suggested gesture drawing - I'd also suggest drawing with something looser: charcoal, brush and ink - it forces you to loosen up.

he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato

I hate it when that happens.

OK, off to the doctor.

Hope they can help, Tom.

And watch out for potatoes on your way there. They're sneaky!

Chain-mail underwear is your best bet. Worst case scenario: mashed potatoes.