I'm sorry, but if I were in the ER when these cases come in I'd be unable to avoid pointing out to the patients that perfectly good devices designed for safe anal stimulation can be bought from a variety of adult-themed retailers.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 69: Practically names itself.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2012 5:27:19 am PDT #28561 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Amy - Mar 29, 2012 5:27:45 am PDT #28562 of 30001
Because books.
You have to give the clergyman points for (presumably) telling that story with a straight face, though.
sumi - Mar 29, 2012 5:30:39 am PDT #28563 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!
I wonder if the er staff were able to keep their faces straight.
ita - somebody (Matt?) suggested gesture drawing - I'd also suggest drawing with something looser: charcoal, brush and ink - it forces you to loosen up.
Gudanov - Mar 29, 2012 5:33:11 am PDT #28564 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato
I hate it when that happens.
Tom Scola - Mar 29, 2012 5:33:21 am PDT #28565 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
OK, off to the doctor.
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:36:18 am PDT #28566 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hope they can help, Tom.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 29, 2012 5:37:45 am PDT #28567 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
And watch out for potatoes on your way there. They're sneaky!
tommyrot - Mar 29, 2012 5:40:35 am PDT #28568 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Chain-mail underwear is your best bet. Worst case scenario: mashed potatoes.
le nubian - Mar 29, 2012 5:41:50 am PDT #28569 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
The local news is showing a current temp in Gary, Indiana, of 207 degrees.
damn.
End times!
SuziQ - Mar 29, 2012 5:53:16 am PDT #28570 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Hanging curtains naked. Never mind the potato...why hang curtains naked?
Tom, I hope the doctor can help you feel better asap. CJ has had a horrible cough all week. We have had to reschedule a dentist appointment twice so far cause he wouldn't make it through without hacking up a lung.