Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
Bwuh?
Great.
Now I'm picturing T'ealc in ways I would rather not.
I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.
Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
beekaytee - May 04, 2013 6:09:43 am PDT #29732 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
sj - May 04, 2013 7:31:33 am PDT #29733 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
You learn something new from buffistas every day.
I'm still feeling kind of lousy today. TCG is going to be gone most of the day on a hike, which I cannot do. So, now I'm trying to figure out what I ca do with my day that will make me feel better.
erin_obscure - May 04, 2013 7:52:55 am PDT #29734 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
I'm trying to figure out the sexual uses for guacamole thing but I keep coming back to how unpleasant the onions and garlic would be on sensitive skin. Ouch. Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
Pix - May 04, 2013 7:55:59 am PDT #29735 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I do not at all understand the guac as aphrodisiac thing. Instead, I'm choosing to think about the fact that it is almost 10 and I'm still in bed. I love Saturday mornings.
Pix - May 04, 2013 8:13:05 am PDT #29736 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Coffee (which I need): I run my first race tomorrow! Only a 5K, but I'm excited and nervous.
sj - May 04, 2013 8:31:13 am PDT #29737 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Go, Pix! Best of luck to you.
Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 9:01:02 am PDT #29738 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You cannot use that as lube.
Avocados are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I don't know of any scientific basis to that. Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 9:07:14 am PDT #29739 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
And balls = not sexy. IMO.
Laura - May 04, 2013 9:27:55 am PDT #29740 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.
meara - May 04, 2013 9:50:31 am PDT #29741 of 30001
I love guac, but do not see any erotic possibilities in it. Ew?
I wish they made people chow: something crunchy and filling made with wholesome ingredients.
I would love. Yeah.
Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.