You cannot use that as lube.
Avocados are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I don't know of any scientific basis to that. Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.
Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 9:01:02 am PDT #29738 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 9:07:14 am PDT #29739 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
And balls = not sexy. IMO.
Laura - May 04, 2013 9:27:55 am PDT #29740 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.
meara - May 04, 2013 9:50:31 am PDT #29741 of 30001
I love guac, but do not see any erotic possibilities in it. Ew?
I wish they made people chow: something crunchy and filling made with wholesome ingredients.
I would love. Yeah.
Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.
quester - May 04, 2013 10:04:57 am PDT #29742 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I'm currently suffering from some unpleasant IBS symptoms, causing me to only eat bland food and actually buy a donut shaped cushion to sit on. Walking around the grocery store, with all of the Cinco de Mayo promotions made me very sad that I cannot enjoy any of them.
meara - May 04, 2013 12:13:02 pm PDT #29743 of 30001
Ugh. Must stop torturing myself by facebook stalking ex. Does not make me happy, is poor plan, must stop!! Grrr.
Also awk: when current girl is all "I said I missed you while you were gone and you didn't respond!" and I'm thinking "girl, I was gone for like, three days. and we texted a storm. I'm supposed to miss you, too??"
javachik - May 04, 2013 12:51:07 pm PDT #29744 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Meara, if she's the *right girl*, then....yeah.
Typo Boy - May 04, 2013 12:56:50 pm PDT #29745 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Gauc is a great after sex snack. Too filling for before sex. Can't picture any other erotic possibilities for it.
meara - May 04, 2013 1:23:01 pm PDT #29746 of 30001
Meara, if she's the *right girl*, then....yeah.
...I'm not sure I've ever seriously missed someone in three days. I mean, maybe "wished they happened to be nearer because I'd like to get some", or "had a really bad day and wanted a hug" and sometimes random event reminds me of a friend I haven't seen in too long, but not just random missing someone I just saw, on a short not-horrible trip.
(Part of the reason I'm irked at the facebook stalking of ex is because she apparently checked in at my two-stepping bar last night. Where I'd normally be, except I was at a party. I'm annoyed she shows up at the one place, on night a week, that is "mine")
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 2:00:07 pm PDT #29747 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Sweet lord, registering for stuff is kind of exhausting. And we're only halfway done. (I know that's an extremely diamond-shoes-are-too-tight complaint.) I just thought it would be faster to go in, say coffeemaker, plates, toaster, etc., scan with the gun, and be done. But...NSM. Because we had to debate the features of every [whatever] and whether we *really* needed it, etc., etc.
And we get to do it again tomorrow. Gah.
On the upside, I now own an Avengers plastic tumbler dealie! The double-walled kind that everyone has now. It will go to work with me and I can retire the church festival tumbler I've been using for 100 years.