I do not at all understand the guac as aphrodisiac thing. Instead, I'm choosing to think about the fact that it is almost 10 and I'm still in bed. I love Saturday mornings.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - May 04, 2013 7:55:59 am PDT #29735 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Pix - May 04, 2013 8:13:05 am PDT #29736 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Coffee (which I need): I run my first race tomorrow! Only a 5K, but I'm excited and nervous.
sj - May 04, 2013 8:31:13 am PDT #29737 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Go, Pix! Best of luck to you.
Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 9:01:02 am PDT #29738 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You cannot use that as lube.
Avocados are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I don't know of any scientific basis to that. Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 9:07:14 am PDT #29739 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
And balls = not sexy. IMO.
Laura - May 04, 2013 9:27:55 am PDT #29740 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.
meara - May 04, 2013 9:50:31 am PDT #29741 of 30001
I love guac, but do not see any erotic possibilities in it. Ew?
I wish they made people chow: something crunchy and filling made with wholesome ingredients.
I would love. Yeah.
Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.
quester - May 04, 2013 10:04:57 am PDT #29742 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I'm currently suffering from some unpleasant IBS symptoms, causing me to only eat bland food and actually buy a donut shaped cushion to sit on. Walking around the grocery store, with all of the Cinco de Mayo promotions made me very sad that I cannot enjoy any of them.
meara - May 04, 2013 12:13:02 pm PDT #29743 of 30001
Ugh. Must stop torturing myself by facebook stalking ex. Does not make me happy, is poor plan, must stop!! Grrr.
Also awk: when current girl is all "I said I missed you while you were gone and you didn't respond!" and I'm thinking "girl, I was gone for like, three days. and we texted a storm. I'm supposed to miss you, too??"
javachik - May 04, 2013 12:51:07 pm PDT #29744 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Meara, if she's the *right girl*, then....yeah.