Tara: 'Your One-Stop Spot to Shop for Lots of New-Age and Occult Items.' Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh huh. In a... hard to say sorta way.

'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - May 03, 2013 6:52:43 pm PDT #29722 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

God, I love avocados. I bought one today. I have only 3/4 left. And two fewer Benedryls than I started with this morning.


EpicTangent - May 03, 2013 7:52:35 pm PDT #29723 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

How many orgies?


Cass - May 03, 2013 7:59:13 pm PDT #29724 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Not. Enough.


Burrell - May 03, 2013 8:01:00 pm PDT #29725 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've heard independent confirmation on the guacamole-orgy connection.

Er, but not from Cass, I should add.


Cass - May 03, 2013 8:36:03 pm PDT #29726 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I've heard independent confirmation on the guacamole-orgy connection.

Wait, really? That's not just a silly picture? I assumed that it was a picture of the horrors of "the weed" that happened to randomly have chips and dip on the side.


Burrell - May 03, 2013 8:46:26 pm PDT #29727 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh that's just a silly picture, sure. But I have heard stories. Okay, story singular. But it did involve an orgy and a gal with a bowl of guacamole. And a couple other people who, up until that moment, had never understood the erotic possibilities of guacamole. True fax, mang.


Cass - May 03, 2013 9:29:05 pm PDT #29728 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

And a couple other people who, up until that moment, had never understood the erotic possibilities of guacamole.

Okay, I love avocados but I don't love avocados.

Their kink seems entirely consensual, so yay them? But ... I don't get it.


Trudy Booth - May 03, 2013 9:42:48 pm PDT #29729 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Not even a tiny bit?

I mean, you'd cuddle, right? Maybe a little "over the peel"?


Cass - May 03, 2013 9:53:19 pm PDT #29730 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I am not that kind of omnivore.


Calli - May 04, 2013 2:19:04 am PDT #29731 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.