I'm trying to figure out the sexual uses for guacamole thing but I keep coming back to how unpleasant the onions and garlic would be on sensitive skin. Ouch. Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
erin_obscure - May 04, 2013 7:52:55 am PDT #29734 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange
Pix - May 04, 2013 7:55:59 am PDT #29735 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I do not at all understand the guac as aphrodisiac thing. Instead, I'm choosing to think about the fact that it is almost 10 and I'm still in bed. I love Saturday mornings.
Pix - May 04, 2013 8:13:05 am PDT #29736 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Coffee (which I need): I run my first race tomorrow! Only a 5K, but I'm excited and nervous.
sj - May 04, 2013 8:31:13 am PDT #29737 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Go, Pix! Best of luck to you.
Zenkitty - May 04, 2013 9:01:02 am PDT #29738 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
You cannot use that as lube.
Avocados are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I don't know of any scientific basis to that. Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
Steph L. - May 04, 2013 9:07:14 am PDT #29739 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
And balls = not sexy. IMO.
Laura - May 04, 2013 9:27:55 am PDT #29740 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.
meara - May 04, 2013 9:50:31 am PDT #29741 of 30001
I love guac, but do not see any erotic possibilities in it. Ew?
I wish they made people chow: something crunchy and filling made with wholesome ingredients.
I would love. Yeah.
Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.
quester - May 04, 2013 10:04:57 am PDT #29742 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
I'm currently suffering from some unpleasant IBS symptoms, causing me to only eat bland food and actually buy a donut shaped cushion to sit on. Walking around the grocery store, with all of the Cinco de Mayo promotions made me very sad that I cannot enjoy any of them.
meara - May 04, 2013 12:13:02 pm PDT #29743 of 30001
Ugh. Must stop torturing myself by facebook stalking ex. Does not make me happy, is poor plan, must stop!! Grrr.
Also awk: when current girl is all "I said I missed you while you were gone and you didn't respond!" and I'm thinking "girl, I was gone for like, three days. and we texted a storm. I'm supposed to miss you, too??"