Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.

And balls = not sexy. IMO.

Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.

I love guac, but do not see any erotic possibilities in it. Ew?

I wish they made people chow: something crunchy and filling made with wholesome ingredients.

I would love. Yeah.

Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.

I'm currently suffering from some unpleasant IBS symptoms, causing me to only eat bland food and actually buy a donut shaped cushion to sit on. Walking around the grocery store, with all of the Cinco de Mayo promotions made me very sad that I cannot enjoy any of them.

Ugh. Must stop torturing myself by facebook stalking ex. Does not make me happy, is poor plan, must stop!! Grrr.

Also awk: when current girl is all "I said I missed you while you were gone and you didn't respond!" and I'm thinking "girl, I was gone for like, three days. and we texted a storm. I'm supposed to miss you, too??"

Meara, if she's the *right girl*, then....yeah.

Gauc is a great after sex snack. Too filling for before sex. Can't picture any other erotic possibilities for it.

Meara, if she's the *right girl*, then....yeah.

...I'm not sure I've ever seriously missed someone in three days. I mean, maybe "wished they happened to be nearer because I'd like to get some", or "had a really bad day and wanted a hug" and sometimes random event reminds me of a friend I haven't seen in too long, but not just random missing someone I just saw, on a short not-horrible trip.

(Part of the reason I'm irked at the facebook stalking of ex is because she apparently checked in at my two-stepping bar last night. Where I'd normally be, except I was at a party. I'm annoyed she shows up at the one place, on night a week, that is "mine")

Sweet lord, registering for stuff is kind of exhausting. And we're only halfway done. (I know that's an extremely diamond-shoes-are-too-tight complaint.) I just thought it would be faster to go in, say coffeemaker, plates, toaster, etc., scan with the gun, and be done. But...NSM. Because we had to debate the features of every [whatever] and whether we *really* needed it, etc., etc.

And we get to do it again tomorrow. Gah.

On the upside, I now own an Avengers plastic tumbler dealie! The double-walled kind that everyone has now. It will go to work with me and I can retire the church festival tumbler I've been using for 100 years.

Epic, I totally hear you. I have some friends/exes that...sure, we didn't work out, but it's kinda sad-making anyway when they've married/had kids/etc. In part just because they're doing things I want to do and haven't gotten to yet.

Yes, definitely in the mix.

On the upside, I now own an Avengers plastic tumbler dealie! The double-walled kind that everyone has now.

I've been needing a new thing to bribe myself with to get exercising more regularly - I believe I may just be inspired!