Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
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Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
Bwuh?
Great.
Now I'm picturing T'ealc in ways I would rather not.
Sexual uses for guacamole figured in an SG-1 fic I read back in the day.
You learn something new from buffistas every day.
I'm still feeling kind of lousy today. TCG is going to be gone most of the day on a hike, which I cannot do. So, now I'm trying to figure out what I ca do with my day that will make me feel better.
I'm trying to figure out the sexual uses for guacamole thing but I keep coming back to how unpleasant the onions and garlic would be on sensitive skin. Ouch. Clearly my non-vanilla trends are still in the baking aisle.
I do not at all understand the guac as aphrodisiac thing. Instead, I'm choosing to think about the fact that it is almost 10 and I'm still in bed. I love Saturday mornings.
Coffee (which I need): I run my first race tomorrow! Only a 5K, but I'm excited and nervous.
Go, Pix! Best of luck to you.
You cannot use that as lube.
Avocados are supposed to be an aphrodisiac, but I don't know of any scientific basis to that. Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
Except that they look like balls. Giant green balls.
And balls = not sexy. IMO.
Orgies or no, I'd rather not live in a world without avocados. I'm sure I never had one until I was in my 30s living in Florida. Oh they are so heavenly.