Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.

Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


sumi - Apr 13, 2011 7:40:20 am PDT #3092 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

OMG, Farmville is doing an Angry Birds tie-in. . .well, a Rio tie-in: same difference, right?


Juliebird - Apr 13, 2011 7:40:21 am PDT #3093 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

In a perfect world, you get both, ita.

I like herbal smells for me. Suave or something had a Moroccan scent that I was all over, but I'm a sucker for anything Rosemary or Lavender; they're floral, but they're savory.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 13, 2011 7:41:24 am PDT #3094 of 30001
You have to remember that being a 5-time Olympic medalist means Hilary Knight has been playing hockey at an elite level at least 16 years. It's impossible for her to be a teenage girl less than 16 years old, thus the President's complete lack of interest.

I use Ivory soap and Head & Shoulders for dry skin.

I don't normally use cologne, but for special occasions I'll either use Oleg Cassini, or just follow up the Ivory with some Eternity-scented bar soap in the shower.


Juliebird - Apr 13, 2011 7:41:34 am PDT #3095 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

This year's theme is birds, so there was a bird beanbag toss into giant birdhouses at our springfest. Angry Birds jokes abounded.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:25 am PDT #3096 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You all don't let me forget to actually mail my taxes in, okay? Because I can feel a whole week of forgetting shit coming on.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:28 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:51:22 am PDT #3098 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]

Oh my. Perfect! Thank you, DJ.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:52:10 am PDT #3099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Salt, leather, and gun oil. That's what a real man smells like.

Or, preferably, nothing.

PLEASE GET TO MY PART OF THE MEETING. I'M DYING HERE.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:53:16 am PDT #3100 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They also have Dirt. Hubby wears this [link]


Jesse - Apr 13, 2011 7:55:21 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have you people seen Stephen Colbert's tweeting on Jon Kyl? Hilarious. [link]