Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:50:28 am PDT #3097 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:51:22 am PDT #3098 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Yes. Or at least 2 out of 3 [link] [link]

Oh my. Perfect! Thank you, DJ.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:52:10 am PDT #3099 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Salt, leather, and gun oil. That's what a real man smells like.

Or, preferably, nothing.

PLEASE GET TO MY PART OF THE MEETING. I'M DYING HERE.


Daisy Jane - Apr 13, 2011 7:53:16 am PDT #3100 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

They also have Dirt. Hubby wears this [link]


Jesse - Apr 13, 2011 7:55:21 am PDT #3101 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Have you people seen Stephen Colbert's tweeting on Jon Kyl? Hilarious. [link]


Connie Neil - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:01 am PDT #3102 of 30001
brillig

I love amber and bergamot. I've never worried about what Hubby smells like--so long as it's not blood.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 8:11:09 am PDT #3103 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I didn't even have to say a word. I was on the line for over an hour, they got to my bit, and I didn't even have to say a word.

I'm going to go lie down now, thank you very much. I can't see straight.


Lee - Apr 13, 2011 8:12:26 am PDT #3104 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor ita. I hope lying down helps.


Beverly - Apr 13, 2011 8:52:30 am PDT #3105 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I hope the lying down helps, ita.

H used Pinaud's Lilac Vegetal (the reviews there at Basenotes are hilarious) when he shaved. Before that it was 4711. My dad was classic Old Spice. H uses Yardley's Lavender pump soap in the shower--and the bar soap when we can find it. Shampoo is a light citrus-scented dandruff type. Hand soap is antibacterial pump, vaguely citrus-y. ETA: He's been using that deodorant rock thing for years, now. It seems to work fine for him, and has no scent at all.


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2011 9:04:05 am PDT #3106 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

In a perfect world, everyone smells like nothing.

From your lips to my damn co-worker's ears. She smokes, and to over-compensate, she sprays so damn much floral something that it makes me want to gag. And she sits about 4 feet from me.