I'd rather stay home and watch television. It's often funnier than killing stuff.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 68: Bork Bork Bork  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Consuela - Apr 13, 2011 6:52:54 am PDT #3082 of 30001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Here's your disturbing imagery sentence of the day:

Zombie Roger Clemons!


Juliebird - Apr 13, 2011 6:55:33 am PDT #3083 of 30001
I am the fly who dreams of the spider

So apparently the theme next year at work is Earth/Earth Day or something really vague and planet earthy. I inquired as to whether this was chosen because that was the year Earth was supposed to end. I think I got everyone on board with theming the camps from "Living off the Land" to "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse". We have, after all, been trying to find a way to target the older kids.


Dana - Apr 13, 2011 7:03:49 am PDT #3084 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I'm sorry for your loss, Gud.


Jessica - Apr 13, 2011 7:16:00 am PDT #3085 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Oh, DH has been using Old Spice shaving soap & deodorant since college.


Scrappy - Apr 13, 2011 7:20:21 am PDT #3086 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We use Lever soap and DH uses Paul Mitchell Tea Tree Oil Shampoo, which is WAY more expensive than my cheap drugstore stuff. He loves it and says the scent wakes him up every morning. He wears Paco Rabanne, which he has done since high school, apparently. He smells good.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2011 7:21:04 am PDT #3087 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

I avoid scented soaps and deodorants entirely; I have a tendency to get rashes. And actually, I use deodorant/antiperspirant as little as I can these days, only using it sparingly during hot summer weather.


Strix - Apr 13, 2011 7:25:50 am PDT #3088 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I switched D over to Head and Shoulder's when we started dating, and when he complained about dry winter skin, to Dove Men's Care and using my Olay scent-free face moisturizer.


meara - Apr 13, 2011 7:29:17 am PDT #3089 of 30001

think I got everyone on board with theming the camps from "Living off the Land" to "How to Survive a Zombie Apocalypse". We have, after all, been trying to find a way to target the older kids.

That's awesome! Surely that'll get some teens!

I currently use ginger scented stuff, but I also am hoarding some cinnamon and clove soap from a store that went out of business. I guess I like to smell like Christmas cookies?


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2011 7:33:19 am PDT #3090 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I don't want my men to smell like flowers, personally. Do they make a cologne that smells like whiskey and leather and horse sweat?


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2011 7:33:56 am PDT #3091 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

In a perfect world, everyone smells like nothing.

Also, in a perfect world, either I do not have this blinding headache, or I can crawl away to my car and do not have to participate in this con call.